Allons-y John, the game is on.





you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

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Isn’t it strange how you don’t connect with books sometimes and then read them again and completely connect? I really believe that reading the right book at the right time can make a huge impact on your life.

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first joined tumblr: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits
me now: woah how do you do those gifs and cool edits

When her kiss transforms the Beast, she is furious.

"You should have warned me! Here I was smitten by an exceptional being, and all of a sudden, my fiance becomes an ordinary distinguished young man!"

—    the 1909 play Beauty and the Beast:  Fantasy in Two Acts by Fernand Noziere, the very first published version of the story where the Beauty is disappointed when the Beast transforms into a human at the end. (via corseque)

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“ Fuck, my tea. ”

—    me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

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